Tuesday, October 26, 2010

He Still Knows How To Show a Girl a Good Time

Rancher Fishy and I had a hot date today.

We went in to Town.

We went to see Dr. Casey for our check-up
While we waited we played with his tools.

He always tells us jokes. Today's favorite one was about a homeless man walking into a bar and asked for a dozen shots of whiskey. After the bartender set them down, the man began to toss them back at light speed.

The barkeep asked him why he was drinking them so fast. He answered, "If you had what I have, you'd drink this fast too."
"What do you have?" asked the bartender, stepping back.

"Seventy- five cents."Was the answer.

We also went to get our teeth cleaned by Tammie. I took a picture of her terrible pointy sticks. She didn't tell me any jokes, but she did put "Top Gun" on her TV for me to listen to.

Oh!...and between these two appointments we went to Red Robin for lunch. There wasn't enough time to get his first choice luncheon, which is a hot dog from Costco.
PS. My blood pressure was 110 over 80.

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Vodka Bottle

I made this bottle to put vodka in.

I made this bottle to contain vodka. (More grammar-ly sound.)

I made it out of a vodka bottle and paper and ribbon and a butterfly thingie - and Mod Podge!!!!

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Drive-thru Flu Shots! Oh Goodie!

We went for an old people's outing today.
We found a road side farmer's market.
Old people like those.

We ate breakfast in a place we've never been before and it was DE-licious.
It was huge and came on a platter as big as a tray.
I took a picture of the food, but my computer said it couldn't recognize the format.
Probably because I called it breakfast and my computer thought it was food to feed a third world country.

Then we got flu, tetanus, pertuses, and pneumonia shots.

I wish I had cross out abilities. I would show you how many ways I spelled pertussis wrong and then write "whooping cough."

Doesn't this look like fun?

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Where Is My Surprise?

When I come home from the store (or anywhere!)

Searches the bags for the 'prize that she knows

is always there. I can not go home without a surprise because she is so cute when she searches through the bags.

This puppy has me well trained.

Saturday, October 9, 2010

Friday, October 8, 2010

Go see Tenacious P

Go visit my Leetle Seester's blog at


Her name is Pegi and she is two weeks older than my daughter.
Yeah. My family is weird like that.

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Life and Love

Why a person will make that Drive on the Five.

There aren't many bonds as strong as the grandfather/grandson bond.

One on these little girls is my daughter and the other one is my granddaughter.

If I were not familiar with the photographs, I could not tell them apart.

Sleeping grandies!

Sunday, October 3, 2010

A Tidy Workshop is a Sign Of a Sick Mind

Should I clean this up a bit?

I don't know...
It looks pretty daunting.

I decided to follow the advice I often gave my children when they were faced with cleaning their tornado swept rooms; Just pick up one thing and put it where it belongs, then pick up one more thing and put it where it belongs.

Repeat until you can see the floor.

I followed this sage advice for two hours.
The bottom four photos are what it looks like now.
Not much difference.
You know that TV show called hoarders?
Do you think I should worry?

I am definitely NOT EVER going to be featured in the magazine, "Where Women Create."