My Favorite Word Is "Slather"

 I bought an ugly painted metal thing at Ross for practically nothing.

 Then I began to glue stuff to it. Then I glued some more stuff to it.

 Then, because I am nothing if not obsessive, I glued some more stuff to it.

Finally after a month of gluing stuff, (actually I used Mod Podge), I decided it was finished.
So. What do you think?