OK, So, I went to buy some new towels to adorn my bathroom. I found these. The perfect colors. They look nice hanging there and hang there is all they'll ever do. After I put them on the rod I noticed that on every towel there was a tiny tag that says "Dry Clean Only."
(Isn't that some sort of a physical oxymoron?)
Fine. So I bought this fancy-schmancy tassel to hang there with them.
I hope nobody gets any ideas about getting them wet!
What is this world coming to!?