Off to the doctor place.
Put on the stylish fashion gown.
Proceed to the radioactive room.
I am going into this washing machine that talks. I can't help but notice that everyone else runs out of the room when they turn this machine on. I don't care because I have already been nuked by the xray machine at Halverson's Shoe Store when I was a kid and had a great desire to look at the bones in my feet every time I passed the store.
This guy is going to interpret the pictures they took of my insides.
Then I had to see my doctor for antibiotics to fix this spider bite, and Surprise! he already had the results of the CT on his laptop. I am not dying, but I have two spleens. Extra spleens run in my family. Ain't technology wonderful!
5 comments:
That spider bite on your TOE looks mui painful - - - and you didn't say so, but I'm GUESSING with all that RED HOT SWELLING they TOLD you it had cellulitis in it, no?
So, you're a double spleener! Never heard of one of you before - - - but I'm just pretty sure it is far better and healthier to be a double spleener than a NO SPLEENER!!!
Ahh, Halverson's. Wish I still had my wooden basket purse with all the stores on main street painted on. Memories!
Owww, owww, owwieee oww oww. Ouch. Oww. Sniffle, sniff.
Glad you are okay. Two spleens? What the heck does a spleen do anyway?
Owweee - your poor toe. Two spleens - I wonder if that means you were going to be a twin? They will probably charge you extra now for the 2nd one. Oh my gosh - back to the toe - that looks so painful. You should stay off of it and make sure someone else comes in to cook and clean and pamper you. Keep us updated. Those suckers are nothing to fool around with. xo Nancy
Two spleens, what do they do about it? Also that spider bite looks nasty.
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