Roads Less Traveled--There's a Reason For That

Yes. Even THIS Road.













How To Make A Road in Ireland.

1. Measure the width of two small cars.
2. Add one more inch.
3. Dump tar in a strip, exactly that wide, disregarding walls and trees and hedges.
4. Drive on tar strip ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD.
5. If another car is coming from the opposite direction, pull into ditch (if there is one handy,) fold side mirrors in, and wait for other car to scrape the opposite wall while getting by you.