I got this in an email from a friend.
THINGS MOM WOULD NEVER SAY
"How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?"
"Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too."
"Just leave all the lights on ... it makes the house look more cheery."
"Let me smell that shirt -- Yeah, it's good for another week."
"Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day."
"Well, if Ron's mamma says it's okay, that's good enough for me."
"The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here."
"I don't have a tissue with me ... just use your sleeve."
"Don't bother wearing a jacket - the wind-chill is bound to improve."
5 comments:
The flowers are lovely. The clip... um... it makes me glad to have a boy and a girl.
Love the flowers.
LOVE all the things your mom never said - - - I didn't say them either.
And that video is hysterical - - - I had TWO boys and TWO girls - - - and behavior like that was just par for the course!
Very funny post!! I love your flowers, too!
Happy Mother's Day!
XO,
Jane
Lovely flowers, Lynn! I chuckled over the things Mom would never say ..and the video was hysterical! Happy Mother's Day weekend!
PS: Northern Ireland is part of the UK, so it's not so strange the vendor had a Queen mug ... and I also got a William and Kate mug at the Queen Victoria arcade!
Your flowers are beautiful.
Thank you for giving me a laugh.
Have a wonderful Mother's Day.
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