This is Jack. One Christmas he received this item, shown in the picture. I forgot what it is called, but it is a wonderful teaching tool. The child can touch the little wand on any word and the man who lives in the book will read the word aloud.
Can I tell you how much fun his uncle had with this device? He picked words from around the book and touched them in sequence to make the book man say the most horrid, vile, disgusting things.
Then everyone would fall over on each other laughing.
Except for me.
Because I am above all of that.
Oh. I forgot. You already know me.